Apr 29
Looks like duck, walks like duck, must be duck. Except duck = filthy cunt
— my brother ~ he really makes my day sometimes (via clichesandmetaphors)
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Apr 23
dear apple,
ever since iOS 5 came out, my phone has been autocorrecting “so” to “do”. it is one of the most frustrating things ever, and i hope you issue an update to finally fix this before i lose my mind and switch back to android.
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